The crackle of old holiday vinyl and the warm glow of
red 45's . . . . now that's what I call Christmas.
Warmest wishes to all.
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John was sitting outside his neighborhood pub, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts to decry the evils of drinking.
"You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!
Drinking is a sin, and alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John starts to feel a bit annoyed about this and decides to go on the offensive.
"How do you know this, sister? Have you ever had a drink yourself?
How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"
The nun quickly replied
"Don't be ridiculous !.......I've never had a drink in my life!"
"Well, then, I'll make a deal with you” John said. Let me buy you one drink, and if you still believe afterward that it's evil, I'll give up drinking for life."
The nun seemed puzzled.
"How can I, a nun, sit outside this local pub drinking?!"
John answered, "I'll have the bartender put it in a teacup for you, and no one will ever know."
The nun reluctantly agreed, and John went inside the bar and called to the bartender,
"Another pint for me, please, and a triple vodka on the rocks."
Then he lowered his voice and said to the bartender,
"and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"
The bartender whispered back "Oh no! It's not that nun again, is it?"
